100 days until the wedding

Tired.

BREAKFAST
Bowl of sugar smacks
2 cups of coffee

LUNCH
Salad with dried tomatoes, shredd carrots, grilled chicken with pesto dressing
Water

DINNER
Tomato, feta, onion salad (burp)
6 crackers with pepper cheese

LATE NIGHT
Bowl of sugar smacks

101 days until I get married

EXERCISE
What is that?

BREAKFAST
Two cups of coffee

LUNCH
2 pizza baguettes
Diet Coke

DINNER
Tomato Feta Onion salad
6 crackers with pepper cheese
Diet Coke

Stayed up all night pulling together suggestions for wedding soundtrack

Friday---WOOHOO

BREAKFAST
Two cups of coffee

Thursday...trying harder

WAKEUP
Late

BREAKFAST
Bowl of sugar smacks
Peppermint tea

LUNCH
Salad
Diet Coke

DINNER
Two pieces of Pizza Hut pizza...one BILLLION calories....bah

Wednesday...oh no, the muffin

BREAKFAST
Frosted muffin with smarties...BAD BETH
Double expresso

LUNCH
Salad
Diet Coke

DINNER
Two cheeseburgers from McDonalds
Fries

LATE NIGHT
Bowl of sugar smacks

Tuesday...just another day

MORNING
Woke up early. So nice. Must do this more.
Washed all dishes. Wiped down bathroom. Made bed. There is never an excuse to not make a German bed, because it is so easy.

BREAKFAST
Bowl of sugar smacks with whole milk (the store was out of skim)
Cup of coffee

LUNCH
Subway steak sandwich with all veggies, cheese, and sweet onion sauce
Nasty British BBQ potato chips...so not worth the calories
Coke Zero

DEATH TO DISCIPLINE
Twix

DINNER
Madagascar Schnitzel
Bratkartoffeln
Alt Bier

Rain rain go away

MORNING
Woke up super early!
Went back to bed.
Still got up earlier than normal.
Cleaned shower!
Put away laundry!
Failed to do the dishes and take out the trash, but I will do that tonight. The trash is smelly. Taking out the trash is the man's job...

EXERCISE
20 bathtub arm lifts

BREAKFAST
2 Cup2 of coffee
Sugar Smacks
Peppermint tea

LUNCH...

Feelin' Better -Wooooooooooo

MORNING
Still really very tired.
Picked up apartment. Started laundry.

BREAKFAST
Coffee
Sugar smacks

EXERCISE
15 bathtub arm lifts

LUNCH
2 pieces of baguette pizza
Diet coke

DINNER
Half a bag of Werther's...I know...I am going to hell.

Still sick, bah

MORNING
Mad rush. Still sick. Still hating the universe in general for all of the meanness it is giving me lately. The universe and I, we are about to rumble.

BREAKFAST
2 Orange juice

LUNCH
Salad

DINNER
Madagascar schnitzel mit Bratkaroffeln
Alt Bier

8th day of sick

MORNING
Sick and tired of being sick and tired. Took a train from Detmold to Dusseldorf at 6:45 AM. We've been thinking about making this a perm. commute. I think it would be tough, because the train is really overcrowded for the first leg of the trip. Would probably have to take an earlier train. Will look into if one exists. Note to self for when I start thinking that this is a viable solution to the problem: This is not a good solution to the problem.

8 days later and I am still running a fever off and on. This makes me angry.

BREAKFAST
Two cups of coffee
McGriddles
Bacon egg McMuffin
...I really like McGriddles...too bad they are evil.

Let the neighbors cat in again.
All of my plants are dead.

LUNCH
Glass of orange juice
Half a bag of "light" potato chips...hahahaha
3 itty bitty baby pizzas
Snot

SNACK
6 Toffeefees...probably spelled that wrong

EXERCISE
10 bathtub arm lifts. I will do more later. These are easy and make me feel less lame.

DINNER
Other half of box of Toffeefee

Wizard Wednesday

DREAM
Really messed up. 5 or 6 different dreams all very different, but all ended in the same way: I was denied a blended rootbeer from Sonic. Sherlock Holmes was in one dream. I was definitely in Turkey in a another. I have never been to Turkey, but I was pretty convinced that was where I was.

WOKE
Sick. Went into work anyway since I had stayed home the previous two days.
Appreciated the woman at the Apotheke who gave me free Softies (tissues).
Blew my nose a lot.

BREAKFAST
Cup of coffee
Cup of tea
Diet coke

LUNCH
Carrot and ginger soup
Diet Coke

SNACK
Water

ON WAY HOME
Read wireframes
Was checked on train for ticket. Luckily I had bought one that morning. Otherwise, I would have been fined, and that would have made me mad.

Asked man for a tissue in German without thinking. He gave me one.

DINNER
Madagascar Schnitzel
Beer
Read wireframes

Waitress couldn't understand my German. I had the words right. I am blaming my cold.
Saw a wizard.

AFTER DINNER
Worked.

I would say that I need to get a life...but really I have too much of one right now. I need to get a housekeeper.

EXERCISE
30 very lame chair lifts. I don't care. I did something.